I know where you will be on 30th November 2012. We all know him as the man with a “head like a fucking orange!”. and comes out with gems like:
“I have learnt that my brain isn’t as interested in stuff as I am”
“I saw a cockroach playing ‘Pacman’”
“(Anteaters) can move their tongue in and out 160 times in a minute. I did 148 last night, so it’s not that amazing.”
“I never feel lost; I just think ‘ Oh, I’ve got a diversion”
“Suzanne says to me ‘Do you love me?’ – I go, ‘Yeah, you’re alright’” (see what response you get if you say that, castration comes to mind, but Karl can get away with it because he is Karl).
“Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain’t been back. it can’t have been that good”
“When I was younger I remember once I went to bed and I was so happy that I laughed myself to sleep..”
You can learn more from Karl’s quotes here:
Just click on his fucking round head.
Here is a little something extra: